Quotations

We've come across many of these, most of which require recording for future embarrassment (after all, we have to have something to write on the medic hoodies when we get them). So, without further ado, our favourite quotes so far:
'I want to be reincarnated as an amoeba'
'Everyone else appears to be cutting lateral to the bumcrack'
'It was anatomy...until Felicity arrived and made it into porn'

I'm sure I'll get round to updating this as soon as I remember the others...

Added on 03/02/2009:

"Would you like your birthday announced to a roomful of dead bodies?"
"Warning: these poisons are poisonous!"
"Be aware that the reset patient function is not available in clinical situations."
"I have to kill myself to start again."
"I'm wearing an anatomically correct heart around my neck...what did you expect?!"
(From Juno) "Why can't I just have the frickin' epidural already?!" "Because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch other people suffer."
"You might have reached the stage of hypothermia where you start removing clothing." "Stripothermia?"
"From this, we conclude that although I can write HOM essays and answer MIMS MCQs, I am incapable of dressing myself appropriately." "By the law of natural selection, you should be dead by now."
"What do we reckon: essays>men?" "Well, essays- because you do them and then they're gone...though that may occasionally apply to men as well..."
"I just had a revelation: medics are the only group of people for which the phrase 'I'm going to wash that man right out of my hair' can be LITERALLY true."
"It doesn't smell very nice..." "You wouldn't expect it to- it's a dead person."
"The spleen isn't part of the gastrointestinal tract, but it is included here as a regional convenience."

Added beginning of Easter term 2009:
"Oh, I've missed Cambridge tap water. It's so disgusting."
"...my other arm. Other than the other two that I have. My third arm." "When was the last time you opened Gray's?"
"You are aware that a toothbrush is not an effective form of contraception, aren't you?" "So THAT'S why I have two kids!" Yes, yes it is.

03/05/2009: while watching "every sperm is sacred":
"Felicity, please have lots of children so I can teach them this song!"
"Why me?"
"I don't want them!"
Later: "Maybe we could teach our medic children to sing it..."