Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I have reached a conclusion

It's nearly a year since I first left for Cambridge, during which time the following things have occured:

I have a decreased alcohol tolerance.
I have an improved diet.
I have lost weight.
I dress better (debatable, seeing as I dress like I'm sartorially prepared for a circus act, but still).
I have a vague feeling I know a few things about medicine, but have forgotten vast amounts of A-level chemistry, biology, physics, and maths, plus almost all of my AS-levels and GCSEs.
I am slightly richer (I have decided to ignore student debt entirely).

This can only mean one thing:
I am an anti-student.

With enough time as an undergrad, I may actually be a useful member of society.

Geraldine xxx

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