AND ANOTHER THING

Dear Authors of papers,

If you cannot spell, write English, punctuate, or write coherently, please desist from writing papers. There is nothing worse than reading a paper, trying to cram, and being constantly distracted by spelling errors and odd uses for the comma that just force all the sense of what you were reading out of your head.

Sincerely,
Felicity xxx

p.s. You are strongly encouraged to write papers if you have a funny or memorable surname. Please don't write more than one paper a year, though, or we start having to add 'a', 'b', etc to the references.
Geraldine