Don't- just don't.
Seeing as when you date one of the Newnham medics, you effectively date all of the Newnham medics, dumping one means that you dump all of them. While this may initially seem like a weight of purified crazy off your shoulders, it also means that you have about 11 vindicitive females after your blood. Vindictive, creative and quite intelligent females...who know about 10 ways to kill you, and many more to cause you pain. Every time the vaguest thought that a relationship might have ended crosses the collective (and it is most definitely collective) mind of the medics, a number of revenge strategies are formulated, each more horrifying and potentially embarrassing than the last, some of which have involved the combination of sellotape, hats and eggs. This was from the fluffy medic...
You have been warned.
Geraldine xxx
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I just discovered your blog through martin's braindetour.com and (as you can guess by the fact that i'm several pages into your archives at this point) I really love it. It's comforting and funny and sunny and wonderful, and, well, thank you. And right now, I wish I had eleven medic girls standing by my side with sellotape, hats and eggs (though i've no idea what you'd be planning on doing with them I'm sure it would help at this point...!).
So, well, thank you,
love, Jenny.
P.S. I've had to post this comment logged into my old blog... sorry!
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